Code_Name : Age of revolution
In the long and storied history of SarCraft, few chapters stand as infamously as Season 5 - a period that would come to be known as “The Age of Revolution.” What began as a peaceful vanilla server would transform into a battleground of political intrigue, ruthless power plays, and perhaps the most legendary admin abuse ever witnessed in SarCraft history.
Season | 5 |
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Start | April 2 2022 |
End | June 22 2022 |
Version | 1.18 |
Server | vanilla |
New Players
- WhoIsFishie
- TheHarryG
- StrawBwabii
- Buhkiru
- shinwo_o
- XcutionerX
- TheHamkerCat
- flowerrthiccc
- idhaan701
- Udit
- ButtercupHoney
- Azuwlaa
- MikkoAgain
- Nathuf_Nazim
- Pronez
- amowogus
- Kuruzu_
Pre Launch
server tests a new tele based auth system made by Udit
Age of Peace
When the server first launched on April 2nd, 2022, nobody could have predicted the chaos that would unfold. The season began with a new experimental telegram authentication system crafted by Udit
spawn mason activities
In these early days, a group that would come to be known as the Spawn Masons emerged as the dominant force. iBattus and invisble715 established themselves as active builders while the server’s admin, shihaam_me, struggled with the most basic survival mechanics. The enigmatic Cat joined these pioneers as they constructed essential infrastructure at spawn.
The Spawn Masons’ first construction - a humble hut that would witness the start of a server-wide revolution
The Masons’ ambition grew quickly, though not without setbacks. iBattus’s failed attempt at constructing a nether portal became the first of many mishaps that would plague the season.
iBattus’s failed portal - an omen of the chaos to come
Under CatMDV’s leadership, the Masons established crucial farming infrastructure - the first spark of civilization in this untamed world.
The farm that would fuel the early economy of Season 5
iBattus leaves spawn
after doing community work at spawn iBattus, Cat and invisble715 leaves spawn to a nearby desert to set up base
WhoIsFishie joins the server
On April 19th, a player joined who would forever alter the course of SarCraft history - WhoIsFishie.
Within moments of joining, WhoIsFishie established dominance through bloodshed. The first victim? An unsuspecting shinwo_o, whose death would mark the beginning of WhoIsFishie’s reign of terror.
Setting base just outside spawn on the ocean, WhoIsFishie established what would become his notorious pattern - fishing endlessly while occasionally emerging to inflict chaos upon the server’s inhabitants.
The Hamkercat Massacres
What followed was one of the most one-sided feuds in server history. TheHamkerCat found himself systematically hunted by Fishie, dying repeatedly in what can only be described as a territorial bloodbath:
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
The carnage was briefly interrupted by a declaration that WhoIsFishie would cease the killing if TheHamkerCat stayed away from his territory. The peace lasted mere moments before:
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
WhoIsFishie kills TheHamkerCat
In an act of either bravery or foolishness, TheHamkerCat attempted to claim WhoIsFishie’s base as his own - a decision that would prove disastrous.
Not even the server admin was safe from WhoIsFishie’s wrath. When shihaam_me extended an invitation to his base, the admin found himself drowning while fleeing from WhoIsFishie, who pursued him wielding nothing but a fish as a weapon. This absurd death would foreshadow the admin’s many mortalities throughout the season.
WhoIsFishie kills shihaam_me
WhoIsFishie meets iBattus
As the season progressed, an unexpected partnership formed between the server’s most feared player and one of its founding members. WhoIsFishie and iBattus found common ground, beginning a cooperation that would bring prosperity to both - for a time.
MOUNT BOOBIES INCIDENT
Perhaps one of the strangest episodes in Season 5 occurred when WhoIsFishie and shihaam_me embarked on an adventure, discovering a peculiarly shaped landmark that would be christened “Mount Boobies.”
What transpired at the summit would become the stuff of SarCraft legend. After a bizarre conversation about animal slaughter practices, WhoIsFishie offered the admin a fish:
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
WhoIsFishie: anyways shihaam
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
WhoIsFishie: you know how they feed the animals water
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
WhoIsFishie: and food
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
WhoIsFishie: before killing
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
shihaam_me: take me home
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:47 AM]
WhoIsFishie: eat this fish
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:48 AM]
WhoIsFishie: eat the food sar
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:48 AM]
WhoIsFishie: eat
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:48 AM]
shihaam_me: still hungry
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:48 AM]
WhoIsFishie: ill send you home soon
SarCraft Server, [23-Apr-22 1:48 AM]
shihaam_me was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting WhoIsFishie at (851 156 -33).
The ritual sacrifice atop Mount Boobies was complete.
Business relations gone wrong
As iBattus and Fishie continued their partnership, suspicion grew. During the construction of a bamboo farm, iBattus noticed Fishie’s pickaxe seemed unusually efficient. When questioned, Fishie claimed it was simply “the gaming chair” that gave him the edge.
iBattus’s suspicions grew, but Fishie deflected all requests to examine the tool. The opportunity to investigate would come in the most unexpected way - when server lag kicked Fishie offline, iBattus placed a block at his logout position.
The suffocation trap that exposed Fishie’s hacked gear
When WhoIsFishie returned, he began suffocating. iBattus, seeing an opportunity, allowed his “ally” to die - gaining access to his inventory and confirming his suspicions: WhoIsFishie was indeed using hacked equipment.
the farm iBattus and WhoIsFishie built together
the farm would later get blown up by creepers prompting iBattus to add the following measures to prevent creepers
Calm before the storm
A period of relative peace followed as flowerrthiccc joined the server, with iBattus helping the newcomer establish themselves. During this time, players began to comment on WhoIsFishie’s unusual absence - a rare occurrence that many would later recognize as the quiet before the tempest.
iBattus Dies
Meanwhile, iBattus and invisble715 ventured into the nether, where disaster struck. iBattus found himself in a deadly predicament, dying multiple times in attempts to recover his items. When flowerrthiccc attempted a rescue, they too perished, continuing SarCraft’s long tradition of failed rescue missions .
Stuck in holes
Expanding his influence, WhoIsFishie began inviting new players to the server - TheHarryG, Buhkiru, and StrawBwabii. What seemed like hospitality soon revealed itself as another scheme when WhoIsFishie and TheHarryG became trapped in a bedrock hole after a pearl teleportation plan went awry. Only CatMDV’s intervention saved them from an eternity in the void.
The Crash of May 3
On May 3rd, 2022, at precisely 11:15 PM, disaster struck. The server crashed while players were online, marking the beginning of a crisis that would reshape the power dynamics of SarCraft forever.
11:15 PM
sever crashes while players were online
1:24 AM
unrest amongst players as server is still down players start thinking about compensation
2:38 AM
shihaam_me’s room mate is on the way to the apartment to see whats wrong with the server
3:11 AM
power outage confirmed weird noise is coming from the server room
4:38 AM
shihaam_me wakes up
5:00 AM
server is back online
DOWNTIME:
Begin: May 3, 2022 11:14 PM
https://t.me/sarcraftmcgc/13076
End: May 4, 2022 5:06 AM
https://t.me/sarcraftmcgc/13585
Total downtime: 5 hours 51 minutes
Reason: SarDC AC is retarded (Home AC turned on automatically, overloaded itself, killed the circuit breaker and everything at home with it)
Fishie Sells houses
ButtercupHoney and Azuwlaa joines the server and WhoIsFishie takes this oppotunity to sell a house for them
he does this by blocking them inside a random hole and telling them its their new house until they agrees
Stuck in the nether
The server’s troubles continued as Buhkiru became trapped in the nether’s bedrock layer. When ButtercupHoney attempted a rescue (WhoIsFishie being “busy”), they too became trapped. TheHarryG joined the growing list of the bedrock’s prisoners, creating a crisis that remains mysteriously resolved to this day - no one knows exactly how they escaped.
Shutdown of May 10
On May 10th, SarCraft faced an unprecedented situation - administrative bankruptcy. With shihaam_me unable to pay server bills, the world went offline until donations reached the required MVR 371. Players rallied, meeting the goal within minutes, but the incident exposed the fragility of SarCraft’s infrastructure.
Cat Wants to Rebuild Male’
Cat has an idea to build a 1:1 scale replica of Male’ in minecraft as it would be news worthy
players entertain the idea for a day and then forgets about it as they realize it would be too much work
The Reset of May 13
Then came May 13th - a date that would live in infamy. At 4:34 PM, TheHarryG logged in to discover the unthinkable: the world had reverted to an old backup. Investigation revealed that backups had not been functioning for 10 days, with the server running on a May 3rd, 11:14 PM backup.
Deleted builds
he devastation was immense - StrawBwabii’s bridge and flowerrthiccc’s trading hall vanished overnight, eradicated from existence.
StrawBwabii’s bridge - erased from reality by the Great Reset
flowerrthiccc’s trading hall - days of work eliminated in an instant
players started demanding compensation for the loss TheHarryG requests creative mode
Incident report
So what happened was After the last power cut, when sar was on island, the backup script was not working because of one file. (The file is just a text file)… So basically no backups after that day was written But everything was running on ram disk fine until today there was another powercut… So we lose all… iBattus
I would like to apologize once again and I will do everything to make sure this never happens again. shihaam_me
Fishurance
In true opportunistic fashion, WhoIsFishie attempted to capitalize on the disaster by announcing “Fishurance” - an insurance plan requiring players to pay him one diamond daily for protection against future server incidents. Unsurprisingly, there were no takers.
THE REVOLUTION
Watch Full Revolution Arc
As tensions reached a breaking point, TheHarryG and WhoIsFishie renewed demands for compensation. The admin created a poll to determine the server’s stance - with 6 voting against compensation and 5 in favor.
What proved especially inflammatory was iBattus’s decisive vote against compensation. As a fellow admin who had previously accused WhoIsFishie of hacking, his opposition was seen as a betrayal by the revolutionary faction. The server split into two opposing camps, with iBattus loudly proclaiming that compensation would be “unfair.”
For WhoIsFishie, this was not merely a poll result - it was a kill list, with iBattus now at the very top.
The revolution began with lewd constructions on shihaam_me’s base, but this was merely a distraction from the real plan brewing in the shadows. Operation Bamboo was about to commence.
The revolutionary manifesto that would change SarCraft forever
The strategy was ingenious in its simplicity: plant countless bamboo at the admin’s base, creating a lag machine that would activate when shihaam_me logged in to remove it. Above this bamboo forest, lava traps waited at world height, ready to rain destruction should the admin attempt to clear the bamboo.
TheHarryG and flowerrthiccc joined the revolution, transforming it from a one-man vendetta into a full-scale uprising. For two days, Operation Bamboo continued, culminating in shihaam_me’s death by sky lava.
With one admin neutralized, the revolutionaries turned their attention to iBattus, who made a fateful declaration:
“if i die from u guys, ill admin abuse”
WhoIsFishie and flowerrthiccc ambushed iBattus, forcing him to combat log. Seizing the opportunity, WhoIsFishie encased iBattus’s logout position in obsidian, creating a second administrative hostage.
Despite being at half a heart, iBattus refused to surrender. shihaam_me declined to intervene, abandoning his fellow admin to his fate. In a desperate move, iBattus logged in on an alternative account to rescue himself from captivity.
When shihaam_me returned to confront WhoIsFishie, the admin met another humiliating defeat - killed by thorns damage from WhoIsFishie’s armor.
THE SURRENDER
A new vote demonstrated the revolution’s success - 80% of players now supported compliance with WhoIsFishie’s demands. Only shihaam_me voted to exile the revolutionary leader.
After exhaustive negotiations, the admin finally capitulated, requesting that players provide the exact commands for their desired compensation items - a last show of administrative apathy.
In a historic moment of manipulation, TheHarryG tricked shihaam_me into running a complex command:
/cli give TheHarryG chest{BlockEntityTag:{Items:[{Slot:0,id:totem_of_undying,Count:1},{Slot:1,id:emerald_block,Count:64},{Slot:2,id:trident,Count:1,tag:{Enchantments:[{id:unbreaking,lvl:3},{id:impaling,lvl:5},{id:riptide,lvl:3},{id:mending,lvl:1}]}},{Slot:3,id:netherite_block,Count:3},{Slot:4,id:ender_chest,Count:64},{Slot:5,id:diamond_block,Count:9},{Slot:6,id:iron_block,Count:64},{Slot:7,id:iron_block,Count:64},{Slot:8,id:golden_apple,Count:64},{Slot:9,id:gold_block,Count:64},{Slot:10,id:observer,Count:64},{Slot:11,id:piston,Count:64},{Slot:12,id:sticky_piston,Count:64},{Slot:13,id:black_shulker_box,Count:1},{Slot:14,id:totem_of_undying,Count:1}]}} 1
The execution of this command was the final straw for iBattus, who immediately resigned from his administrative position.
Not to be outdone, shihaam_me ran another command granting Fishie his own rewards:
/cli give WhoIsFishie chest{BlockEntityTag:{Items:[{Slot:0,id:emerald_block,Count:2},{Slot:1,id:gunpowder,Count:64},{Slot:2,id:golden_carrot,Count:64},{Slot:3,id:slime_ball,Count:32},{Slot:4,id:ghast_tear,Count:32},{Slot:5,id:diamond_chestplate,Count:2,tag:{Enchantments:[{id:protection,lvl:10},{id:thorns,lvl:5},{id:unbreaking,lvl:20},{id:mending,lvl:1}]}}]}} 2
Admin Power Trip
The message that heralded the most chaotic hour in SarCraft history
What followed would become the most notorious hour in server history. Armed with newfound command knowledge, shihaam_me unleashed an unprecedented administrative rampage:
- WhoIsFishie and TheHarryG were temporarily banned for entering the End to collect shulker boxes
- Random players received creative mode privileges without warning
- Lightning strikes smote players across the map
- Most dramatically, an Ender Dragon was spawned into the overworld “because he was bored”
For sixty minutes, anarchy reigned. The revolution had succeeded in its goal of compensation, but at what cost? The admin had transformed from a hands-off leader into a chaotic deity.
Aftermath
Eventually, shihaam_me returned to survival mode and retreated to a distant village - only to accidentally stumble upon WhoIsFishie’s hidden base. Unable to eliminate the admin without revealing his coordinates, WhoIsFishie was forced to ask shihaam_me to simply leave.
Meanwhile, iBattus finally escaped his obsidian prison with invisble715’s assistance.
The server’s inhabitants soon discovered the most visible consequence of the admin’s power trip - an Ender Dragon circling spawn. In a rare moment of unity, players gathered to defeat this unexpected threat.
the players unite to kill the dragon
Chicken Factory
WhoIsFishie fills flowerrthiccc’s house with chickens
WhoIsFishie installs a auto chick farm that would randomly drop eggs all over iBattus base
WhoIsFishie vs iBattus
Watch Full Fight
Tensions between iBattus and WhoIsFishie culminated in a challenge - a one-on-one duel at spawn. Both players entered the arena with hacked clients activated.
The battle began catastrophically for iBattus, who was immediately assaulted by phantoms while WhoIsFishie seized the advantage, eliminating one of iBattus’s totems. When Kuruzu_ logged in to spectate, a paranoid iBattus attacked the observer, prompting retaliation with rocket launchers that sent the former admin fleeing.
Throughout the fight, iBattus’s lack of hacking expertise proved disastrous - his auto-tool feature repeatedly sabotaged his combat effectiveness as he burned through multiple totems.
After the duel, iBattus accused WhoIsFishie of taking no damage, unaware that his opponent was consuming golden apples for resistance effects.
This would be the first of several confrontations, each ending with iBattus either retreating or combat logging.
Wither on the lose
In yet another escalation, WhoIsFishie, Kuruzu_, and flowerrthiccc traveled to a mushroom island to unleash multiple withers. The situation rapidly spiraled beyond their control, adding another chapter to Season 5’s legacy of chaos.
Crystal pranks
WhoIsFishie continued his campaign of mischief by repeatedly convincing TheHamkerCat that end crystals were harmless pets, leading to at least four explosive deaths. This torment was followed by yet another attempt to sell TheHamkerCat a “house.”
Ethics of farming
The server witnessed an unusual philosophical conflict when WhoIsFishie refilled flowerrthiccc’s house with chickens, only for her to eliminate them on ethical grounds. In response, WhoIsFishie implemented a chicken breeding system designed to replace each slain bird with two more - a poultry hydra that threatened to overwhelm the server.
iBattus Lurking
Despite officially leaving the server, iBattus remained a presence in the group chat, engaging in arguments with active players. After viewing WhoIsFishie’s gameplay footage, iBattus renewed accusations of hacking - unaware that his nemesis was not only using hacked clients but also exploiting duplication glitches.
Egg
In a rare defeat for WhoIsFishie, Nathuf_Nazim managed to raid the End and claim the dragon egg before the infamous revolutionary could acquire it.
End of the Season
Unlike previous seasons with their dramatic conclusions, Season 5 ended not with a bang but with a whimper. Player interest gradually waned, and the server experienced increasingly frequent downtimes that went unnoticed as fewer players logged in.
One day, without ceremony or announcement, the server simply shut down - the final chapter in the most revolutionary season of SarCraft history.